dear scientologists,

please don't leave any more of your literature at my door. you're wasting paper and wasting your time. you are totally barking up the wrong tree. i like Jesus, and i firmly believe that psychotropic medications work. i believe in therapy and mental health and am backed by decades of research. i am not at all impressed with tom cruise or l. ron hubbard and their lack of understanding of scientific research.

and i'm really not impressed with your views on christianity and salvation.

and it makes me feel pretty sad that you won't get to go to heaven.

a girl that wishes you knew Jesus


Buffy said...

This made me laugh out loud...but I KNOW that you are serious!!

Daphne said...

You are hilarious! This post is hilarious!!