7.09.2009

dear opry mills shoppers and employees,

it is not ok to change your child's diaper at the water feature. there are restrooms with a whole baby station set up for this.

it is also not ok to be a creepy man in victoria's secret. don't stare at women when they are picking out their undergarments.

i do not want my hair straightened, a sample of your sham wow, a massage, a manicure, any of your lotion, or my teeth whitened. please don't ask.

sincerely,
an annoyed consumer

3 comments:

Daphne said...

Amen!! You are a mess!

Buffy said...

This made me laugh out loud! You are so funny! I guess you decided to shop with your big ole check!

Marissa said...

I can't stand those hair straightening people! It kind of grosses me out!