so, this morning...i was on my way to a school to see one of my clients. i was driving...minding my own business...looking at the quite large, white rat that was walking around in front of a house. i was at a busy 4 way stop. so, you know...it was slow, stop and go traffic.
all of a sudden...the car behind me hits me. yes...a car rear-ended me and it jerked me. and i think to myself...great...just what i need...to have to miss my appointment to deal with this.
so....i pull over, get out of the car, and try to avoid the rat (which i successfully did) and then the guy gets out. we inspect the cars. there is no damage...not even a scratch. and the guy looks me in the eye...smiles...and says...it was a love tap.
love tap my ass. this is not desperate housewives. you cannot do that.
so...i politely tell him that i am late for an appointment and left.
he wasn't even cute.