1. i think the new people that moved in next door might be participating in some illegal activity. they just moved in this week, and i have noticed a slight pattern. visitors will come...they will knock and step back from the door and move to in front of the window. then...no one will answer. they will knock and then step back and in front of the window again. and then...no one will answer. and then they will step up and knock and after a slight pause...someone answers the door. maybe i watch too much law & order...but this little pattern seems pretty suspicious.
2. please...for the love of all that is good and holy...just say no to fanny packs!
see...fanny packs are not our friends people!